I Just Found Out I'm A Right-Wing Extremist . . .

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. . . and probably a terrorist as well! Wow. I never suspected.

Let me ask all my faithful followers (all 1 or 2 of you). Do you love your country? Do you love your family? Do you love God? Do you pray? Do you love the Constitution? Do you believe government should protect us, not coerce us?

Well, my friend, it looks like you're probably a right-wing extremist too, and maybe even a conservative terrorist as well.
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About Paul West

Paul West is a freelance writer and novelist. Born and raised in the San Francisco Bay Area, Paul claims to be a "Prune Picker," though he now makes his home in Taylorsville, Utah.

You can follower him on Twitter: @PaulWWest

Published: Thursday, April 16, 2009

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  1. Confessions of a Conservative terrorost:
    I am a conservative Christian
    I stockpile food
    I am anti abortion
    I support traditional marriage
    I give a significant amount of my income to a single charity
    I own guns
    I am unhappy with the current administration
    I am registered as an independent
    I am unhappy with the spending rate of the federal government

    Put me in jail now - I am dangerous!

  2. Wonderful Anji. I didn't realize you were following me. I'll have to revise my estimated following to 2 or 3 now, LOL.

  3. So, are you going to be posting a story for the 30 Stories in 30 Days? I have April 26th . . . I didn't know you were a writer. This is too funny. I thought you looked familiar after seeing your picture, but it took a few minutes for it to register. I have been lurking around the utah children's writers yahoo group for quite a few years now . . . have you looked at my blog? It is at www.meanroostersoup.com

  4. Oh, BTW, I really liked your comment about profanity in YA books . . . I always had kids ask me that question when I taught school, but your answer was better than anything I ever came up with :)

  5. Thanks Anji for the compliment. I keep getting into arguments on-line about profanity, especially the"F" word, so I've blogged about it a couple of times.

    Yes, I've been writing too for many years, with nothing published yet to brag about, and I've been on the Utah children's writer;s yahoo group for a few years too, but I don't comment very often.

    And no, I won't be doing the 30 for 30 thing. Short stories aren't my think. I couldn't write a short story if my life depended on it. Well, I suppose I could if it got that bad.

    No, I've written one novel that hasn't been published yet, I'm calling "Sweet Revenge," and one still in the works I'm calling GERTA! (Exclamation point and caps intended as part of the title). I suspect GERTA! will sell first even though I'm only half way through it right now.

    Thanks for dropping by. I'll go check out your web site.

  6. Wow! That makes me feel so... so... powerful... I guess. :D

    I suppose anyone who is not extremist liberal will sooner or later be labeled conservative extremist.

    - Chas

  7. Dad...I've known you were a right-wing extremist for a long time now. Just getting around to figuring it out huh? I'm teasing. Although, you are rather strong in your beliefs...which is good. :)